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August 12, 2011

18 Rules Every Man Wishes Girls Knew

why men die earlier than women
Here are some rules that guys wished that every Girl knew...

  1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
  2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present!
  3. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
  4. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
  5. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
  6. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
  7. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
  8. Shopping is not a sport.
  9. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
  10. You have enough clothes.
  11. You have too many shoes.
  12. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
  13. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
  14. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
  15. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
  16. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
  17. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
  18. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are.

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December 30, 2010

Women Drivers-Really Funny

Men do not criticize women drivers for nothing. Check out the photos below and you shall see why. Guys please I want lots of comments. Thanks. Girls, women, you too please…fight fight, comment…comment…

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