tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12674384195842282512024-03-28T20:30:00.573-07:00Jainesh WritesStories, Ramblings & RantingThe Storyteller Who Also Writeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14425850754127629927noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267438419584228251.post-56280724578595321582012-02-05T11:46:00.001-08:002012-02-05T11:46:57.567-08:00Funny India- Humor In Pictures<p><a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-7fokHYtlHGU/Ty7cPjq5CtI/AAAAAAAAJro/eOF_y7P9pAE/s1600-h/%25253DD%25255B7%25255D.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="Old Indian Women Showing the Middle Finger" border="0" alt="Old Indian Women Showing the Middle Finger" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-4NwMadBW1kw/Ty7cQxWWytI/AAAAAAAAJrw/vfzKHLPxOvw/%25253DD_thumb%25255B5%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="274" height="254"></a></p> <p>India is a varied nation with a vast expanse of culture and religions mingling with each other. These are some of the funniest images depicting India as it really is. Enjoy!</p> <p><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-LmHtSbFUuGU/Ty7cTjTKSlI/AAAAAAAAJr4/neMyEJEEypk/s1600-h/Boy%252520Peeing%252520in%252520front%252520of%252520Nike%252520Ad%25255B9%25255D.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="Boy Peeing in front of Nike Ad" border="0" alt="Boy Peeing in front of Nike Ad" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-E7tRY5QZXWA/Ty7cVo1Yh5I/AAAAAAAAJsA/jc3d6vg1f6o/Boy%252520Peeing%252520in%252520front%252520of%252520Nike%252520Ad_thumb%25255B7%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="279" height="304"></a><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-cQEPGGDDJAo/Ty7cX5cR4iI/AAAAAAAAJsI/HRZrN_dCFCo/s1600-h/Coca%252520Cola%252520Funny%252520Advertisment%25255B7%25255D.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="Coca Cola Funny Advertisment" border="0" alt="Coca Cola Funny Advertisment" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-RoXOjM2q12E/Ty7cZG4yAgI/AAAAAAAAJsQ/csMh_fGpehY/Coca%252520Cola%252520Funny%252520Advertisment_thumb%25255B5%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="279" height="304"></a></p> <p><a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-C1u6_NTNwj0/Ty7cbc4WAbI/AAAAAAAAJsY/FLYbP3RCRpw/s1600-h/IBM%25255B6%25255D.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="IBM" border="0" alt="IBM" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-pF2Qz9ywv9A/Ty7ccm9RYoI/AAAAAAAAJsg/mC3CCfGXiSU/IBM_thumb%25255B4%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="279" height="354"></a><a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-pjsnu42T2Oc/Ty7ceIuq9VI/AAAAAAAAJso/qr-FpBGvfQk/s1600-h/Mice%252520Drinking%252520Milk%25255B6%25255D.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="Mice Drinking Milk" border="0" alt="Mice Drinking Milk" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-t2eVnrwGd5w/Ty7cfwmejGI/AAAAAAAAJsw/Yx_RmHqjT3E/Mice%252520Drinking%252520Milk_thumb%25255B4%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="279" height="354"></a></p> <p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-DuhCVEbJkho/Ty7chL9hx3I/AAAAAAAAJs4/N8kbayo1bCI/s1600-h/Sadhu%252520Baba%252520with%252520a%252520hightech%252520begging%252520bowl%25255B6%25255D.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="Sadhu Baba with a hightech begging bowl" border="0" alt="Sadhu Baba with a hightech begging bowl" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-x6LR46QUp2k/Ty7ci8zu_VI/AAAAAAAAJtA/1htR093_UIU/Sadhu%252520Baba%252520with%252520a%252520hightech%252520begging%252520bowl_thumb%25255B4%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="279" height="354"></a><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-bn-Q_59oIC4/Ty7clQCk1aI/AAAAAAAAJtI/vO5a1oH3PRY/s1600-h/Toothless%252520Woman%252520in%252520Front%252520of%252520Toothpaste%252520Ad%25255B6%25255D.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="Toothless Woman in Front of Toothpaste Ad" border="0" alt="Toothless Woman in Front of Toothpaste Ad" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-17PfUrSQEgY/Ty7cmmiUxgI/AAAAAAAAJtQ/VeQ2bn9YjdY/Toothless%252520Woman%252520in%252520Front%252520of%252520Toothpaste%252520Ad_thumb%25255B4%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="279" height="354"></a></p> <p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-QmmgSAVFoQc/Ty7cnx6atfI/AAAAAAAAJtU/ZPzTBNaP2JE/s1600-h/VIP%252520Toilet%25255B6%25255D.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="VIP Toilet" border="0" alt="VIP Toilet" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-KkD7MVU8PP8/Ty7cpDI1gKI/AAAAAAAAJtg/6morBLXzy1U/VIP%252520Toilet_thumb%25255B4%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="279" height="354"></a><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-Z2yrMGNGvPE/Ty7cqUswQQI/AAAAAAAAJto/8FH3A5kRYvo/s1600-h/WTF%25255B5%25255D.jpg"><img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="WTF" border="0" alt="WTF" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-_Z24krNgGm0/Ty7cr9Ywb5I/AAAAAAAAJtw/6mx1K2WTZdE/WTF_thumb%25255B3%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="279" height="354"></a></p> <p>Check out more Funny India Photos and Pictures. </p> <p>Check out Funny Visual Jokes</p> <p>Click below link to view Extremely Funny Videos, Commercials and Stand Up Comedy. </p> The Storyteller Who Also Writeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14425850754127629927noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267438419584228251.post-66020185041159209752011-08-27T18:26:00.000-07:002011-08-28T12:33:21.353-07:00Very Funny Interview Of A Doctor- Dont Miss It<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/Sn93vUfEfEI/AAAAAAAAB8E/I69R95yZfKg/s1600-h/Image.1.265304868.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 259px; height: 285px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/Sn93vUfEfEI/AAAAAAAAB8E/I69R95yZfKg/s400/Image.1.265304868.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368140935685504066" border="0" /></a><span class="fullpost">I love this Doctor</span><br />
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I found this amazing interview of a Doctor- this one is for all those fitness freak douchebags who think they can walk and talk forever... read on...<br />
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Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?<br />
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap<br />
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Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?<br />
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn.<br />
And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient<br />
mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken.<br />
Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.<br />
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Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?<br />
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!<br />
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Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?<br />
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.<br />
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Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?<br />
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!<br />
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Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?<br />
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ..... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil . In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?<br />
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Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?<br />
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.<br />
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Q: Is chocolate bad for me?<br />
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!<br />
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Q: Is swimming good for your figure?<br />
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.<br />
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Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?<br />
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!<br />
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Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.<br />
And remember:<br />
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'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention<br />
of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body,<br />
but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride!'<br />
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AND.....<br />
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For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.<br />
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1. The Japanese eat very little fat<br />
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.<br />
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2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat<br />
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.<br />
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3. The Chinese drink very little red wine<br />
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.<br />
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4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine<br />
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.<br />
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5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats<br />
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.<br />
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CONCLUSION<br />
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Eat and drink what you like.<br />
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.<br />
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</span>The Storyteller Who Also Writeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14425850754127629927noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267438419584228251.post-22050335064584081412011-08-27T13:30:00.000-07:002011-08-28T12:19:33.519-07:00Social Awareness Ads Created On Photoshop<p>This is when I first learnt about Photoshop. These ads were created while learning how to use Photoshop. (You shall see the amateurish work). But the thoughts behind these social awareness adverts are quite original. Please comment on what you think about them in the comments section. Thanks. </p><p>You can click on the pictures to view larger versions and feel free to download and circulate if you like them. </p><p><br/><br />
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<a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TSI_RmYyu4I/AAAAAAAAHdg/kfAsXNUde2c/s1600-h/Fight%20against%20Aids.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="Fight against Aids" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="360" alt="Fight against Aids" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TSI_S20nvUI/AAAAAAAAHdo/zplzvj4bGKc/Fight%20against%20Aids_thumb.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a> <a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TSI_UeL4BAI/AAAAAAAAHdw/Y2UybDOUNbw/s1600-h/Aids%20Awareness%202a.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="Aids Awareness 2a" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="360" alt="Aids Awareness 2a" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TSI_XBq-shI/AAAAAAAAHd4/UlsCa6I6V4w/Aids%20Awareness%202a_thumb.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a> <a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TSI_bAbC1FI/AAAAAAAAHeA/L0TXdJOcixs/s1600-h/Aids%20Awareness%203.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="Aids Awareness 3" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="374" alt="Aids Awareness 3" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TSI_f6NrGxI/AAAAAAAAHeI/u2m8JfwK_Q8/Aids%20Awareness%203_thumb.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a> <a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TSI_hzgGzyI/AAAAAAAAHeQ/DKmFYzzX4wo/s1600-h/Aids%20Awareness.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="Aids Awareness" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="360" alt="Aids Awareness" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TSI_mERXitI/AAAAAAAAHeY/bdSgI8oFKVM/Aids%20Awareness_thumb.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a> <a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TSI_n_TEUII/AAAAAAAAHeg/tnqyRxAcsYs/s1600-h/Anti%20smoking1.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="Anti smoking1" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="360" alt="Anti smoking1" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TSI_prTs16I/AAAAAAAAHek/UaAbSYtSj8c/Anti%20smoking1_thumb.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a> <a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TSI_rapCLCI/AAAAAAAAHew/eiFM3JAulxc/s1600-h/Anti%20smoking2.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="Anti smoking2" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="360" alt="Anti smoking2" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TSI_tgVcxlI/AAAAAAAAHe4/7YBsH-fZx7o/Anti%20smoking2_thumb.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a> <a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TSI_vCYgTyI/AAAAAAAAHfA/Vf9IZeIxYgA/s1600-h/Anti%20smoking4.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="Anti smoking4" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="360" alt="Anti smoking4" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TSI_wnAnx0I/AAAAAAAAHfI/3uvMvYc8OEo/Anti%20smoking4_thumb.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a> <a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TSI_yf81VdI/AAAAAAAAHfQ/02uDjJUhVJg/s1600-h/Donate%20Eyes5.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="Donate Eyes5" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="360" alt="Donate Eyes5" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TSI_zwbzfRI/AAAAAAAAHfY/7SvF0zfuXpw/Donate%20Eyes5_thumb.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a> <a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TSI_4d1RQQI/AAAAAAAAHfg/a-hl0xdXPgQ/s1600-h/Drinking%26Driving%20kills.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="Drinking&Driving kills" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="360" alt="Drinking&Driving kills" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TSI_8mUtROI/AAAAAAAAHfo/cM3VYLoVqQ8/Drinking%26Driving%20kills_thumb.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a></p>The Storyteller Who Also Writeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14425850754127629927noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267438419584228251.post-25728615788794978442011-08-24T14:01:00.000-07:002011-09-06T15:18:40.375-07:00Wish I Was Calvin Again...Wish I was Calvin again. I miss my Hobbes. Oh! how I wish to go back in time and relive the moments of my childhood, how I wish I could just transmogrify the whole world as I wanted it to be.<br />
I always identified with Calvin as a child (I suppose you could say I still do). Constantly feeling out of sync with the rest of the world, and thus retreating to the world you create for yourself in your mind. This strip reminds me of my current state of mind. I want to do something but there is this gnawing feeling somewhere, which restricts my every move, which stops me from going all out.<br />
Oh, how I wish I was Calvin again!<br />
Going to school every day and seeing all the ways we didn't fit in, being constantly in denial mode, trying everything not in the book to get out of uncomfortable situations(and bearing the brunt of the cane for it), creating your own world to retreat into after the world has ignored you, being constantly intrigued by the absolute stupid endeavours of adults, not understanding war, not even trying to understand the absolutely unfathomable, disgusting habit of putting a burning stick at the end of your mouth and throwing out smoke(the smoke was fascinating though, but the fire was not). Too many questions and very few answers was the constant irritation as one struggled to try and understand the adult world.<br />
(Sigh)<br />
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I was assured that once I grow up, I would have answers to all of the questions. They lied. I still don't have the answers. I still don't know. They were wrong. They tricked me. They made me believe that the world I will inherit would be like a fairy tale world, full of fairys and angels and Santa Claus. They promised I could have everything when I grew up. They promised me Utopia.<br />
(Sigh)<br />
Nothing is what was promised, nothing is what I had dreamt of. Nothing.<br />
I wish I could tell my children the real truth: I wish I could tell them that....<br />
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1. Life is not fair. Get used to it.<br />
2. The real world won't care as much about your self-esteem as your school does. It'll expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself.<br />
3. Sorry, you won't be able to transmogrify yourself into the vice president of a company. <br />
4. If you think your teacher is tough, wait 'till you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure, so he tends to be a bit edgier. When you screw up, he is not going to ask you how you feel about it.<br />
5. It's not your parents' fault. If you screw up, you are responsible. This is the flip side of "It's my life," and "You're not the boss of me," and other eloquent proclamations of your generation.<br />
6. Before you were born your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way paying your bills, cleaning up your room and listening to you tell them how idealistic you are.<br />
7. Life is not about unit tests and exams and you don't get summers off, nor a Diwali vacation. They expect you to show up every day. It just goes on and on.<br />
8. Television is not real life. You cannot just vent your anger by putting Tom in a shredder machine or setting fire to his tail, to get rid of him.<br />
9. Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.<br />
10. Enjoy this while you can. Sure, parents are a pain, school's a bother, and life is depressing. But someday you'll realize how wonderful it was to be kid.<br />
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booohoooohoooo!!!<br />
I want to be Calvin again.The Storyteller Who Also Writeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14425850754127629927noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267438419584228251.post-85154332254207675662011-08-12T23:06:00.000-07:002011-08-28T12:22:18.482-07:0018 Rules Every Man Wishes Girls Knew<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TDwECVSQKuI/AAAAAAAAHFY/0wDdqgesyXY/s1600/Why+Men+Die+Earlier+Than+Women.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TDwECVSQKuI/AAAAAAAAHFY/0wDdqgesyXY/s400/Why+Men+Die+Earlier+Than+Women.jpg" border="0" alt="why men die earlier than women" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493270083605113570" /></a><br />
<span style="font-weight:bold;">Here are some rules that guys wished that every Girl knew...</span><br />
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<ol><li>If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.</li>
<li>Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present!</li>
<li>If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.</li>
<li>Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.</li>
<li>Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.</li>
<li>Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.</li>
<li>Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.</li>
<li>Shopping is not a sport.</li>
<li>Anything you wear is fine. Really.</li>
<li>You have enough clothes.</li>
<li>You have too many shoes.</li>
<li>Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.</li>
<li>Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.</li>
<li>No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.</li>
<li>Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.</li>
<li>Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.</li>
<li>If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.</li>
<li>Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are.</li>
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<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TDwD2GaacRI/AAAAAAAAHFQ/SaoE-dIXEDw/s1600/why+men+die+early-1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TDwD2GaacRI/AAAAAAAAHFQ/SaoE-dIXEDw/s400/why+men+die+early-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Reason why men die earlier- women" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493269873454379282" /></a>The Storyteller Who Also Writeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14425850754127629927noreply@blogger.com372tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267438419584228251.post-62429332628914327472011-08-09T19:11:00.000-07:002011-08-28T12:32:52.399-07:00An Interesting Story... Very Interesting<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/Sn-bH2ZYJnI/AAAAAAAAB8M/a-7dgBp12K4/s1600-h/quick-gun-murugan.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 224px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/Sn-bH2ZYJnI/AAAAAAAAB8M/a-7dgBp12K4/s400/quick-gun-murugan.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368179840012265074" border="0" /></a>A very good friend sent this story to me. I found it really interesting. Read on....<br />
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An interesting story...<br />
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At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS President Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death.<br />
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Here is the story: On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten-storey building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to the effect indicating his despondency.<br />
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As he fell past the ninth floor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the deceased was aware that a safety net had been installed just below the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned.<br />
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“Ordinarily,” Dr Mills continued, “A person who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended, is still defined as committing suicide.” That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands.<br />
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The room on the ninth floor, where the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window striking Mr. Opus.<br />
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When one intends to kill subject “A” but kills subject “B” in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject “B.” When confronted with the murder charge the old man and his wife were both adamant and both said that they thought the shotgun was unloaded. The old man said it was a long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, if the gun had been accidentally loaded.<br />
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The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple’s son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son’s financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother.<br />
Since the loader of the gun was aware of this, he was guilty of the murder even though he didn’t actually pull the trigger. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus. Now comes the exquisite twist.<br />
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Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother’s murder. This led him to jump off the ten-storey building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth storey window. The son had actually murdered himself so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.The Storyteller Who Also Writeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14425850754127629927noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267438419584228251.post-51239149445102149352011-07-13T13:19:00.000-07:002011-07-24T00:45:46.925-07:00Mumbai Devastated:<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
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This was an article written by me just after the 26th November attack on Mumbai. Today, not much has changed. The anger remains, the tut, tut, tuts are the same, the reactions are the same. I don't even have to add anything to my article which I had written almost 3 years ago. :'-(<br />
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Today, almost 2 days after the terrorists held Mumbai City to ransom, one can feel a sense of gloom in the air. As the motor bike moves through scantily crowded roads towards the highway, the first thing that came to mind was to turn back into the safe haven of home. What has happened to me? I’m a Mumbaikar.<br />
I have jogged in its streets, played cricket in its lanes, I’m a Mumbaikar; I’m resilient; I have the spirit of Bombay in my blood. How can I feel like this? The ‘Spirit of Bombay’, ‘Resilience’, ‘Bouncing back’, are terms which seem so irrelevant today, these words sound so ‘unMumbaikar’. What has happened to my Mumbai? It breaks my heart to see things today which one does not usually associate with Mumbai. <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/STG9Sl1Ip7I/AAAAAAAAAaE/X4_mPctbLuo/s1600-h/Taj+Burning.jpg"><img alt="Hotel Taj Mahal" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274204765717833650" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/STG9Sl1Ip7I/AAAAAAAAAaE/X4_mPctbLuo/s400/Taj+Burning.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; float: right; height: 255px; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; width: 400px;" /></a><br />
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Why is there an eerie silence on the roads today? Why have the people stopped honking unnecessarily? Why is there no traffic jam on the roads? Hey, why is that traffic cop not taking a bribe from that guy who broke the signal? Why are the cops manning the check posts and the nakabandi not looking mean anymore? Why is the local panwallah not his chirpy self today? What has happened to my Mumbai today? <br />
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Was this attack supposed to be a wake up call for Mumbai? But don’t they say that Mumbai never sleeps? Or was it all just a way of romanticizing the city? Were we not asleep all this while? How does one explain all this? So many people have used and abused Mumbai, so many people have managed to traumatize Mumbai, so many people… <br />
Be it some insane politician like Raj Thackeray or Bal Thackeray before him, or the local police, or the underworld, or the terrorists, Mumbai has always been used and abused. They say Mumbai will bounce back as usual. Mumbai has a spirit, it is said. But does this give them the liberty to take Mumbai for granted? <br />
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‘Stay calm’, ‘We have to be united’, ‘We will look into the matter’, ‘We give our heartfelt condolences to the dead’, ‘We will treat these terrorists as terrorists’, ‘These things happen in a big city’, ‘We will talk to Pakistan’- all these statements were heard over the last 2 days from various people, politicians mostly, to which I have this to say, <br />
‘No, we will not stay calm’, <br />
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‘No we will not be united for the simple reason that we have always been united-Who are you to assume that we are divided?’ <br />
‘We know what the matter is, sir. We do not need an explanation’, <br />
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‘Thank you sir, for treating terrorists as terrorists- now we know why they have so much courage to enter the city at will and bomb it from time to time- they know they will be treated like a hero who will be allowed to meet relatives and given home food because if you don’t then there are people from the human right associations who will make sure that they are treated like heroes.’<br />
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‘Yes, Mr Politician, these things happen in a big city and probably will continue to happen especially if the city is continued to be governed by people like you.’<br />
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‘Thank you, but no thank you, sir. We do not want you to ‘talk’, we want you to show some guts. We have been talking and talking and talking and look what we have achieved. We do not want more buses or trains or anyone coming from <st1:country-region st="on">Pakistan</st1:country-region> or someone going from here to <st1:place st="on"><st1:country-region st="on">Pakistan</st1:country-region></st1:place>. <br />
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We need action. Isn’t there anyone in this country’s leaders who have the guts and intelligence to counter this problem? Then why don’t you please contact Mr Bush from <st1:country-region st="on"><st1:place st="on">America</st1:place></st1:country-region> because whatever one may say about that country and his policies and decisions but today after 9/11, there has been not even a single incident of such an attack. The people there feel safe, dear sir, safe.’<br />
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We do not want to be called a sissy country. We do not want to be a soft target for terrorists just because the people in power are gutless and heartless who can think of only votes, votes and more votes so that they can squeeze the citizens for 5 more years. I heard some politician was also contemplating whether they should be having a party meeting to discuss if they want to call for a bandh in the city. Imagine!<br />
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Enough, Enough, Enough!<br />
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Today no one can understand Mumbai more than the people who have lived here all their lives. No one can understand Mumbai as much as the people who knew it as <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Bombay</st1:place></st1:city>. We have taken shit from all and sundry. But not anymore. <br />
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I want my <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Bombay</st1:place></st1:city> back. Yes, <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Bombay</st1:place></st1:city>- not Mumbai or any other name that the politicians want to force me to accept for my beloved city. Would you accept it, Mr Thackeray if tomorrow people start calling you ‘Kalu Yadav’? <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/STG90nUOIOI/AAAAAAAAAaU/JwzURKHLh4o/s1600-h/Encounter+2.jpg"><img alt="Terrorist attack in Mumbai" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274205350232203490" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/STG90nUOIOI/AAAAAAAAAaU/JwzURKHLh4o/s400/Encounter+2.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 320px; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; width: 400px;" /></a><br />
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No, you wouldn’t accept it. Think about it. That’s exactly how ridiculous the name change for <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Bombay</st1:place></st1:city> is too. <br />
I want to call my city <st1:place st="on"><st1:city st="on">Bombay</st1:city></st1:place> and no one can stop me. <br />
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I want my <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Bombay</st1:place></st1:city> back. Not the one where people honk without a reason, not the Bombay where traffic cops take a bribe for an offence, not a Bombay where the roads have always been bad since I was not even born, not a Bombay which is taken for granted by its politicians and terrorist abettors. Maybe this IS a wake up call for Bombay, maybe this IS a blessing in disguise, maybe this is what will bring about change in the city, maybe this IS what was required by India as a whole to open their eyes and look into the mirror and ask questions to itself- maybe this IS what was required to ‘awaken’ Bombay. <br />
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<st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Bombay</st1:place></st1:city> has been finally put to sleep by the terrorists. Hope it does not put it to rest in the coming future. <br />
Time to wake up <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Bombay</st1:place></st1:city>.</div>The Storyteller Who Also Writeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14425850754127629927noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267438419584228251.post-45092919841216048992011-07-13T06:53:00.001-07:002011-09-13T05:09:20.255-07:00Visual Jokes- All Articles<a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/S6pqDHo77qI/AAAAAAAAGoc/1hxojEkB7gA/hordes%20of%20people%20on%20the%20internet_thumb%5B5%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" imageanchor="1" style=""><img border="0" height="250" width="250" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/S6pqDHo77qI/AAAAAAAAGoc/1hxojEkB7gA/hordes%20of%20people%20on%20the%20internet_thumb%5B5%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" /></a><br />
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Here's a list of some visual jokes I come across the internet from time to time or sometimes it is friends who send them as mails or blackberry messages, etc... I find them really funny...hope you do too. <br />
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<blockquote><h2>List of All Visual Jokes</h2><style>img.recent_thumb {padding:1px;width:75px;height:75px;border:0; float:left;margin:0 0 5px 5px;}.recent_posts_with_thumbs {float: right;width: 100%;min-height: 70px;margin: 5px 0px 5px 0px;padding: 0;font-size:12px;}ul.recent_posts_with_thumbs li {padding-bottom:5px;padding-top:5px;min-height:65px;}.recent_posts_with_thumbs a {text-decoration:none;}.recent_posts_with_thumbs strong {font-size:10px;}</style><script style="text/javascript" src="http://blogergadgets.googlecode.com/files/recentpostswiththumbnailsv3.js"></script><script style="text/javascript">var numposts = 50;var showpostthumbnails = true;var displaymore = true;var displayseparator = true;var showcommentnum = true;var showpostdate = true;var showpostsummary = true;var numchars = 180;</script><script src="http://jainesh-writes.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/-/Visual Jokes?orderby=published&alt=json-in-script&callback=showrecentpostswiththumbs"></script></blockquote>The Storyteller Who Also Writeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14425850754127629927noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267438419584228251.post-57314653114602238362011-07-12T19:15:00.000-07:002011-07-13T13:24:02.787-07:00Funny Advertisements & TV CommercialsThis is really funny. I Found it on YouTube. Just check it out.<br />
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<div><embed src="http://widget-ec.slide.com/widgets/sf.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" quality="high" scale="noscale" salign="l" wmode="transparent" flashvars="cy=gn&il=1&channel=936748722495481580&site=widget-ec.slide.com" style="width:450px;height:356px" name="flashticker" align="middle"></embed><div style="width:450px;text-align:left;"><a href="http://www.slide.com/pivot?cy=gn&ad=0&id=936748722495481580&map=C" target="_blank"><img src="http://widget-ec.slide.com/q1/936748722495481580/gn_t000_v000_a000_f00/images/xslide8.gif" border="0" ismap="ismap" /></a> <a href="http://www.slide.com/pivot?cy=gn&ad=0&id=936748722495481580&map=D" target="_blank"><img src="http://widget-ec.slide.com/q2/936748722495481580/gn_t000_v000_a000_f00/images/xslide7.gif" border="0" ismap="ismap" /></a></div></div>Click for <a href="http://jainesh-writes.blogspot.com/2011/07/visual-jokes-all-articles.html">More Visual Jokes</a>The Storyteller Who Also Writeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14425850754127629927noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267438419584228251.post-25640308714115216252011-02-13T23:54:00.001-08:002011-07-24T00:29:46.337-07:00Happy Valentine’s Day- Definition Of Love By Calvin & Hobbes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><h2>Valentine’s Day And Love From The Eyes Of Calvin & Hobbes</h2>Here’s wishing all of you a very<b> Happy Valentine’s Day. </b><br />
What is love? Look at the comic strips below to learn about it all from none other than <b>Calvin & Hobbes</b>. These are some of the gems from <b>Bill Watterson</b>, the creator of <b>Calvin & Hobbes</b>. <br />
Click on the strips to view enlarged versions. Click on the link to go to <a href="http://jainesh-writes.blogspot.com/2011/01/calvin-hobbes-comic-strips.html"><b>Calvin & Hobbes Home Page</b></a><b> </b><br />
<a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TVje3IAk8VI/AAAAAAAAH_g/kRYVE-5EV6w/s1600-h/19950205%5B7%5D.gif" target="_blank"><img alt="Love Explained By Calvin & Hobbes" border="0" height="333" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TVje8QbqmtI/AAAAAAAAH_o/qbiqOdoUer8/19950205_thumb%5B5%5D.gif?imgmax=800" style="border: 0px none; display: inline;" title="Love Explained By Calvin & Hobbes" width="400" /></a> <br />
<b>Click on the Comic Strip to view enlarged version. </b><br />
<a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TVjfGzIJxtI/AAAAAAAAH_w/YSiCy7maESs/s1600-h/Valentines%20Day%5B6%5D.gif" target="_blank"><img alt="Valentines Day" border="0" height="333" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TVjfNR_efrI/AAAAAAAAH_4/uigRPonSKpc/Valentines%20Day_thumb%5B4%5D.gif?imgmax=800" style="border: 0px none; display: inline;" title="Valentines Day" width="400" /></a> <br />
<a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TVjfO7vIxWI/AAAAAAAAIAA/nryr-w16vJE/s1600-h/Valentines%20Day-He%20likes%20me%5B6%5D.gif" target="_blank"><img alt="Valentines Day-He likes me" border="0" height="130" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TVjfRTEfgKI/AAAAAAAAIAI/OHTBDPU9vvk/Valentines%20Day-He%20likes%20me_thumb%5B4%5D.gif?imgmax=800" style="border: 0px none; display: inline;" title="Valentines Day-He likes me" width="400" /></a> <br />
<a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TVjffGeNdcI/AAAAAAAAIAQ/n3DzHgb8D-o/s1600-h/valentines%20day%20card%5B6%5D.gif" target="_blank"><img alt="valentines day card" border="0" height="333" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TVjfmHrhrYI/AAAAAAAAIAY/fFIrY73Nk7o/valentines%20day%20card_thumb%5B4%5D.gif?imgmax=800" style="border: 0px none; display: inline;" title="valentines day card" width="400" /></a> <br />
<h1><a href="http://jainesh-writes.blogspot.com/2011/01/calvin-hobbes-comic-strips.html">Click To View Calvin & Hobbes Home Page</a></h1></div>The Storyteller Who Also Writeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14425850754127629927noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267438419584228251.post-13845026840541523202011-02-09T13:46:00.001-08:002011-09-13T01:39:06.586-07:00Writer’s Block- Calvin & HobbesThis is one of my favorite Calvin & Hobbes comic strips of all time. It makes me laugh out loud because of the amazing connect it has with any person who is creative and works on a deadline. <br />
Anybody who is a writer has suffered from Writer’s block at some point of time in his/her life. Some are frustrated, some are chilled out, some are suicidal and still some are destructive during this phase in their lives. For me, writer’s block is like the premenstrual syndrome in women. It has to happen once every month or else there is some problem.<br />
Many writers have suggested many ways and methods to conquer writer’s block. Even I have an article on this blog about how I conquer writer’s block in five easy steps. <br />
Viewing this comic strip above suggests the process of creating humor by the creator of Calvin & Hobbes- Bill Watterson. I’m sure he was blocked big time when he thought of this. Hahaha. <br />
Way to go Bill…<br />
<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><h1>Calvin & Hobbes Comic Strip- Writer’s Block</h1><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TVMLMBwjqKI/AAAAAAAAH2Q/023iynhFVmg/s1600-h/19950303%5B2%5D.gif" target="_blank"><img alt="Calvin and hobbes writers block comic strip" border="0" height="200" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TVMLNmQ2SUI/AAAAAAAAH2Y/azt2wc-Amt8/19950303_thumb%5B1%5D.gif?imgmax=800" style="border: 0px none; display: inline;" title="Calvin and hobbes writers block comic strip" width="550" /></a><br />
I would love to know other Calvin & Hobbes’ fans views about this comic strip. So please feel free and write your views in the comments section below. Thank you. <br />
<b><u>Check out more related articles by clicking on the link below:</u></b><br />
<ul><li>Conquer Writer’s Block In 5 Easy Steps<br />
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<li>Creating Humor<br />
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<li>Writer’s Blocks- The 3 Act Structure Works, Boss<br />
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<li><a href="http://jainesh-writes.blogspot.com/2011/01/calvin-hobbes-comic-strips.html">Calvin & Hobbes Home Page</a></li>
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<a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TUBCvYEbY3I/AAAAAAAAHyA/-mj4uDWLUSI/s1600-h/19851118%5B4%5D.gif" target="_blank"><img alt="Calvin and Hobbes First ever comic Strip" border="0" height="200" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TUBCwpXor_I/AAAAAAAAHyE/zbk9Zj_BLiE/19851118_thumb%5B2%5D.gif?imgmax=800" style="border-width: 0px; display: inline; float:center;" title="Calvin and Hobbes First ever comic Strip" width="550" /><b> </b><br />
<h4 align="left"><b>First ever Calvin & Hobbes Comic Strip</b></h4></a><br />
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<div align="left"><b></b><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TUBCx6MDQ6I/AAAAAAAAHyI/ZAwq6lCk5FY/s1600-h/watterson%5B3%5D.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Bill watterson-creator of Calvin & hobbes" border="0" height="173" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TUBCysryAII/AAAAAAAAHyM/qosiYQpnELQ/watterson_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" style="border-width: 0px; display: block; float: left; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" title="Bill watterson-creator of Calvin & hobbes" width="244" /></a></div><h4 align="left">This is <b>Bill Watterson-</b> the creator of <b>Calvin & Hobbes</b>:</h4><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">What sets Calvin and Hobbes apart is the immense identifiable character of Calvin. Every person can identify the insecurities and torture that Calvin goes thru’ in life. His immense perspective on everything in the universe shows that the creator of Calvin And Hobbes, <b>Watterson</b>, has a brilliant imagination and sense of humor. The best part of Calvin & Hobbes is his parents. Classic! I think every <b>Calvin & Hobbes fan</b> will agree. </div><h4 align="center"><u>Below are the links for more Calvin & Hobbes Comic Strips:</u> </h4><div align="center"><table align="center" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="2" style="width: 530px;"><tbody>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="28"><b>First</b></td> <td valign="top" width="28"><b>2</b></td> <td valign="top" width="28"><b>3</b></td> <td valign="top" width="28"><b>4</b></td> <td valign="top" width="28"><b>5</b></td> <td valign="top" width="28"><b>6</b></td> <td valign="top" width="28"><b>7</b></td> <td valign="top" width="28"><b>8</b></td> <td valign="top" width="28"><b>9</b></td> <td valign="top" width="28"><b>10</b></td> <td valign="top" width="28"><b>11</b></td> <td valign="top" width="28"><b>12</b></td> <td valign="top" width="28"><b>13</b></td> <td valign="top" width="28"><b>14</b></td> <td valign="top" width="28"><b>15</b></td> <td valign="top" width="28"><b>16</b></td> <td valign="top" width="28"><b>17</b></td> <td valign="top" width="28"><b>18</b></td> <td valign="top" width="28"><b>19</b></td> <td valign="top" width="28"><b>20</b></td></tr>
</tbody></table></div><div align="center" dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"></div><div align="center" dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b><u>More related Links for Calvin & Hobbes:</u></b></div><div align="center" dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="http://jainesh-writes.blogspot.com/2011/01/calvin-hobbes-images.html">Calvin & Hobbes Wallpapers & Photos</a></div><div align="center" dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;"><b>Disclaimer:</b> Calvin and Hobbes is copyright © Bill Watterson and Universal Press Syndicate. Calvin and Hobbes are registered trademarks of Bill Watterson and Universal Press Syndicate. (Sorry Bill, I know I maybe trespassing some boundaries here but please please please let me share these, please, boohooowaahhhhh)</span></div><span style="font-size: xx-small;"></span><br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;"></span>The Storyteller Who Also Writeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14425850754127629927noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267438419584228251.post-66505729413669270832011-01-16T11:13:00.001-08:002011-07-24T00:39:49.762-07:00Creative Social Awareness Ads<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">This Anti Smoking ad was thought of by my team and me. The irony of the whole exercise was that we smoked much more than usual while trying to wrestle with photoshop. (We were using it for the first time) It says, 'Life is Beautifu...' the idea was actually to type the whole word but then while writing I stopped and dropped the ' l ' , which gives it a more creepy feeling I thought.<br />
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<div align="center"> <a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TTNCplJcF4I/AAAAAAAAHpc/DryKa_LimkU/s1600-h/reliance%5B4%5D.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="reliance Advertisement" border="0" height="276" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TTNCrnPoceI/AAAAAAAAHpg/bqEQe_ozpqI/reliance_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" style="border: 0px none; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" title="reliance Advertisement" width="400" /></a> <b>Reliance Telecom: I quite liked this one. It's all in the name, though. </b></div><br />
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<div align="center"><b>This is the Wrangler ad for their camouflage jeans. Need I say anything further! </b></div><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TTNDB1SNyEI/AAAAAAAAHps/xAMDX2INuAY/s1600-h/smoking%20kills%5B5%5D.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="smoking kills" border="0" height="204" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TTNDESOhOpI/AAAAAAAAHpw/-Qrh8pc4x6A/smoking%20kills_thumb%5B3%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" style="border: 0px none; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" title="smoking kills" width="400" /></a><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TTNDG6B0VQI/AAAAAAAAHp0/z9LZARjhvJk/s1600-h/Fight%20against%20Aids%5B2%5D.jpg"></a><br />
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg01UNfFoodDbdL7M_UNWIBj2Q0lQsp03LSTkLb42-eMKYUJ2co9Pt4ez0dfYAyp6pzZCcISuLrbYuSZimNTsBApJsMHjjNueEyBi-ON8Ai9wzan7Gwg00zU0LrY-olnO5n7IdFMVYNPQ9c/s1600-h/wrangler.bmp" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"></a> This is my favourite. 'Smoking Kills', it says. What a way to bang in a social service message while promoting a product. Great work. Advertising Rocks!! I think the new ad from Happy Dent Chewing Gums is so damn innovative and then the current rage- the Nike one...where they play cricket on buses and...... (oooh!! nice) Just Do It...<a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TTNDG6B0VQI/AAAAAAAAHp4/4vowUBRFKJg/s1600-h/Fight%20against%20Aids%5B4%5D.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Fight against Aids" border="0" height="285" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TTNDPFOD6qI/AAAAAAAAHqA/bKknZhl8_MI/Fight%20against%20Aids_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" style="border: 0px none; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" title="Fight against Aids" width="400" /></a> <br />
<div align="center"><b>Fight Against Aids</b></div></div>The Storyteller Who Also Writeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14425850754127629927noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267438419584228251.post-1245630062807801342011-01-12T21:18:00.000-08:002011-01-11T22:09:09.964-08:00My First Post- Wednesday 29th November 2006<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a target="_blank" href="http://jainesh-thewritething.blogspot.com" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="85" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TS0_vGV3xuI/AAAAAAAAHns/Qvh6kgAhwS8/s320/writethinglogo-6.png" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Jai Ho!</span></div><br />
This is how I first started blogging on <a href="http://jainesh-thewritething.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">www.jainesh-thewritething.blogspot.com.</a> This was way back in 2006. Whew! Long time... Of course, I have become quite net-savvy after that with many more blogs and writing work happening in life. This blog is intended to pour out my personal perspective on various aspects of life and places in general. Will also try to chronicle my experiences with writing for films and television in India and abroad, although I prefer calling myself a story-teller rather than a writer. Feel free to comment and criticize. Thank you.<br />
<u>This below, is my first lazy post on a blog: </u><br />
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"Well, this is a first... definitely a first. I mean what do you do when you create a blog? What is a blog anyway? The first time I heard it, I thought it was some kind of fog, which gathers on the hilly regions, which blocks traffic on the highways, hence B for block and F for, oh forget it. I know I'm not very computer/net savvy, but I can type, hence I can write... but what do people like to read? Well, the first thing that I learned was that people like to read something that is written. So here it is- The Write Thing. Not bad for beginners, eh? To be continued..."The Storyteller Who Also Writeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14425850754127629927noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267438419584228251.post-1169880226817826982011-01-12T16:38:00.000-08:002011-07-22T16:39:41.723-07:00Why I Do What I DoThe Storyteller Who Also Writeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14425850754127629927noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267438419584228251.post-35103830954657990882011-01-05T03:50:00.000-08:002011-09-13T05:26:43.601-07:00Men-Women Jokes And Gags<p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TSRbFnqp2mI/AAAAAAAAHjM/tXH_Gt7C7D8/s1600-h/canstock4675774%5B4%5D.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="men and women jokes" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-left: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-bottom: 0px" height="337" alt="men and women jokes" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TSRbHOrscAI/AAAAAAAAHjQ/OPcFtK9IS4w/canstock4675774_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a> </p><p>‘Men are from Mars and women are from Venus’ - whoever said this confused many people like me. ‘Men are like chalk and cheese’- Well, now this I understand. Read the articles below and you will surely get the drift. </p><table cellspacing="2" cellpadding="1" width="550" border="1"><tbody>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="275"> <p align="center"><strong>Funny Articles</strong></p></td> <td valign="top" width="275"> <p align="center"><strong>Visual Men- Women Jokes</strong></p></td></tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="275"><a href="http://jainesh-thewritething.blogspot.com/2010/07/18-rules-every-man-wishes-girls-knew.html" target="_blank">18 Rules Guys Wish Girls Knew</a></td> <td valign="top" width="275"><a href="http://jainesh-thewritething.blogspot.com/2010/06/interesting-ways-to-murder-your-husband.html" target="_blank">Interesting Ways To Murder Husband</a> </td></tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="275"><a href="http://jainesh-thewritething.blogspot.com/2009/12/women-are-actually-dumb-men-make-them.html" target="_blank">Women Are Dumb</a></td> <td valign="top" width="275"><a href="http://jainesh-thewritething.blogspot.com/2010/12/women-drivers-really-funny.html" target="_blank">Women Drivers- Really Funny</a></td></tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="275"><a href="http://jainesh-thewritething.blogspot.com/2009/12/difference-between-men-and-women-men.html" target="_blank">Men Make Better Friends</a></td> <td valign="top" width="275"> </td></tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="275"><a href="http://jainesh-thewritething.blogspot.com/2009/12/saying-right-thing-at-right-time-funny.html" target="_blank">Saying The Write Thing At Right Time</a></td> <td valign="top" width="275"> </td></tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="275"><a href="http://jainesh-thewritething.blogspot.com/2009/08/extremely-funny-joke-about-men-and.html" target="_blank">Funny Joke Men & Women</a></td> <td valign="top" width="275"> </td></tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="275"><a href="http://jainesh-thewritething.blogspot.com/2009/08/five-toughest-questions-for-married-men.html" target="_blank">5 Toughest Questions For Married Men</a></td> <td valign="top" width="275"> </td></tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="275"><a href="http://jainesh-thewritething.blogspot.com/2007/03/womens-day-special.html" target="_blank">Women’s Day Special</a></td> <td valign="top" width="275"> </td></tr>
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</tbody></table><p><strong><u>Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy:</u></strong></p><ul><li>They get to keep their last names</li>
<li>They never get pregnant</li>
<li>Phone conversations last 30 seconds flat</li>
<li>A 5 day vacation requires only 1 suitcase or probably a back pack</li>
<li>If someone forgets to invite him, he/she can still be his friend</li>
<li>The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades</li>
<li>They only have to shave only the face and neck</li>
<li>They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on 24th December in 25 minutes flat. </li>
<li>They don’t freak out when they go to a party and see someone else wearing the same shirt. Instead they become buddies. </li>
</ul>The Storyteller Who Also Writeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14425850754127629927noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267438419584228251.post-16023717157251626652011-01-04T17:00:00.000-08:002011-07-24T00:32:14.213-07:00Employee Of The Year Awards<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><h2 align="center">Visual Joke</h2><div align="center"><b>(Employee Of The Year Awards)</b></div><div align="left">Every company small or big has an award for the best employee of the year. Below we present the winners for the employee of the year award (male) & (Female). </div><div align="left">This is unanimous boss- the employee of the year award goes to this person. What dedication. </div><div align="left"><b>Best Employee Of The Year Award (Male)</b></div><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TSPCbHG3-YI/AAAAAAAAHhM/jV_dRzcn1xY/s1600-h/employee_of_the_year_award%5B2%5D.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="employee_of_the_year_award" border="0" height="280" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TSPCdsBXWnI/AAAAAAAAHhQ/lVsOEuFh4XU/employee_of_the_year_award_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" style="border: 0px none; display: inline;" title="employee_of_the_year_award" width="400" /></a><br />
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<b>Best Employee Of The Year Award (Female)</b><br />
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There are actually many reasons why someone would be so desperate. <br />
1. They Screwed up badly with their deadline<br />
2. They are internet addicts. <br />
3. They are habitual potty newspaper readers who have started believing in a paperless world. <br />
4. They do not have a life. Period. <br />
These people need to get a life NOW…:) <br />
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Girls, women, you too please…fight fight, comment…comment…</p><p align="center"><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRxzMYGqAzI/AAAAAAAAHaE/HcOi0syiaaA/s1600-h/w_drive_1%5B6%5D.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="w_drive_1" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="394" alt="w_drive_1" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRxzOyxD-HI/AAAAAAAAHaI/aswU0ljEB_I/w_drive_1_thumb%5B4%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a> <a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRxzXtg6r0I/AAAAAAAAHaM/3p5GUb8GIQo/s1600-h/w_drive_2%5B6%5D.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="w_drive_2" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="379" alt="w_drive_2" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRxzcZuTEqI/AAAAAAAAHaQ/lO-4GXYT2pk/w_drive_2_thumb%5B8%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a> <a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRxzln3X7WI/AAAAAAAAHaU/5hXaYHE6d5w/w_drive_3%5B4%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" target="_blank"><img title="w_drive_3" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="379" alt="w_drive_3" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRxzqCIP2yI/AAAAAAAAHac/WxvFVz4sgGk/w_drive_3_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a> <a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRxzxhXSz3I/AAAAAAAAHag/S2KlMy0f11g/w_drive_4%5B4%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" target="_blank"><img title="w_drive_4" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="352" alt="w_drive_4" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRxz2PMgQZI/AAAAAAAAHak/_GCfTEBhhH4/w_drive_4_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a> <a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRxz-pU9lTI/AAAAAAAAHao/pYXd3rxpvZ0/s1600-h/w_drive_5%5B4%5D.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="w_drive_5" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="379" alt="w_drive_5" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRx0DUCtC-I/AAAAAAAAHas/WRxEqubOOHI/w_drive_5_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a> <a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRx0MdLK7BI/AAAAAAAAHaw/9NfHzQvfEEQ/s1600-h/w_drive_6%5B4%5D.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="w_drive_6" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="460" alt="w_drive_6" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRx0R00oN-I/AAAAAAAAHa0/3N6n2m6VWpU/w_drive_6_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a> <a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRx0ZKb_dXI/AAAAAAAAHa4/on1w5hmCFR0/s1600-h/w_drive_7%5B4%5D.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="w_drive_7" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="302" alt="w_drive_7" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRx0cv_oc0I/AAAAAAAAHa8/IVKdBcecXE0/w_drive_7_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a> <a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRx0k2QHH9I/AAAAAAAAHbA/QXESx7uNE88/s1600-h/w_drive_8%5B4%5D.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="w_drive_8" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="296" alt="w_drive_8" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRx0o4H_nMI/AAAAAAAAHbE/YXHvV8ftO8A/w_drive_8_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a> <a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRx0x9iaJCI/AAAAAAAAHbI/carAL86IL_4/s1600-h/w_drive_9%5B4%5D.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="w_drive_9" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="379" alt="w_drive_9" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRx02_yFlcI/AAAAAAAAHbM/ZSHWncfOBWY/w_drive_9_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a> <a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRx1AzBd1nI/AAAAAAAAHbQ/l-qJKlpV590/s1600-h/w_drive_10%5B4%5D.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="w_drive_10" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="352" alt="w_drive_10" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRx1FwqEfKI/AAAAAAAAHbU/Ui0Js25SuzU/w_drive_10_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a> <a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRx1QMgQvtI/AAAAAAAAHbY/-L8cBph1To0/s1600-h/women_driver_1%5B4%5D.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="women_driver_1" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="358" alt="women_driver_1" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRx1URFb8wI/AAAAAAAAHbc/BTb9G0wFZ-E/women_driver_1_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a> <a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRx1cZszZ0I/AAAAAAAAHbg/ZoNOiQxTr-U/s1600-h/women_driver_2%5B4%5D.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="women_driver_2" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="521" alt="women_driver_2" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRx1hi0rQLI/AAAAAAAAHbk/onh6JfKf7JQ/women_driver_2_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a> <a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRx1q0XagHI/AAAAAAAAHbo/FSAl755Xdxg/s1600-h/women_driver_4%5B4%5D.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="women_driver_4" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="306" alt="women_driver_4" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRx1vcORJFI/AAAAAAAAHbs/mmgd_U_vLB4/women_driver_4_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a> <a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRx15xXlEjI/AAAAAAAAHbw/7pu9NKn_6fk/s1600-h/women_driver_5%5B4%5D.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="women_driver_5" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="339" alt="women_driver_5" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRx1_Xs0r4I/AAAAAAAAHb0/_-DNqKzqwPk/women_driver_5_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a> <a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRx2GkCxUNI/AAAAAAAAHb4/SJgvKXGl1CU/s1600-h/women_driver_6%5B4%5D.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="women_driver_6" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="344" alt="women_driver_6" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRx2K0-S8kI/AAAAAAAAHb8/ZcYAGadPN5Y/women_driver_6_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a> <a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRx2Sy3hZaI/AAAAAAAAHcA/nO1fPRnUR1o/s1600-h/women_driver_7%5B4%5D.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="women_driver_7" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="348" alt="women_driver_7" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TRx2VtcigBI/AAAAAAAAHcE/eMiWRfkmKZk/women_driver_7_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="504" border="0"></a> </p><p align="left"><strong>Related Keywords and search words for women drivers on Google Search:</strong></p><p align="left">bad women drivers, women drivers crash, women drivers demotivational, women drivers hilarious, women drivers famous, women drivers video, women drivers cute, women drivers joke, women drivers flash, women drivers cartoon, stupid woman driver, men drivers funny, women drivers humorous, women driving funny, women drivers good</p>Go to <a href="http://jainesh-writes.blogspot.com/2011/07/visual-jokes-all-articles.html">All Articles on Visual Jokes</a>The Storyteller Who Also Writeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14425850754127629927noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267438419584228251.post-43812411374222954492010-09-13T05:12:00.000-07:002011-09-13T05:15:19.919-07:00Sitemap- Read All Posts<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/SzjBY0gNUfI/AAAAAAAAEOo/aT_EWnhYg5A/s1600-h/retroamericaphotogallerz.jpg"><img style="display:block; 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<div id="toc"></div>The Storyteller Who Also Writeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14425850754127629927noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267438419584228251.post-55211852684292515122010-08-10T12:12:00.000-07:002011-08-18T00:46:21.136-07:00About Me- My Profile<p>My name ‘<b>Jainesh</b>’ means ‘The Victorious King’ or so I was told. Although it seems like such a typically Gujarati name, most of the people who think I am a Gujarati are… <br />
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<br />…absolutely correct. <br />
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<br />I am a <em>Gujju </em>by birth because I was born in a <em>Gujju </em>family. I have lived and was brought up in <strong>Bombay </strong>and ever since I was born my life has been full of drama. </p><br />
<p>The day I was born was also very dramatic since my mother was expecting a girl and I popped out with a little thingy attached to my body. She was surely disappointed. But you know who was the most disappointed? Me… You would be too, if you had to wear frocks and girly clothes for the first two years of your life. Ewwwk!</p><br />
<p>Speaking of drama, well, I guess drama is something that I have lived with for many years now. <br />
<br />I am married, you see. <br />
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<br />Also, the fact that I have been a <strong>writer for more than 12 years</strong>, writing dramatic stories and <strong>screenplays for television</strong>, <strong>movies</strong> and <strong>plays</strong> in India, makes my life all the more interesting. <br />
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<br />With all this <strong>experience of writing</strong> women centric stories, I think I know how to tackle that eternal question of ‘<strong>what women think</strong>’. Most of the times, I have the upper hand in arguments with my wife. She always agrees with me in the end when I say, ‘You’re right, honey.’ So there! </p><br />
<p>Anyway, let’s get to the real answers to the queries that might enter your wise head about what I have done for the last 11 years of my life. </p><br />
<p><a name="Work">Work I Have Done</a></p><br />
<p><strong><u>Here’s the list of some television shows in India I have done over the years. </u></strong></p><table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="517"><tbody>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="129"><strong>Name Of Show</strong></td> <td valign="top" width="291"><strong>Description & Remarks</strong></td> <td valign="top" width="66"><strong>Production House</strong></td> <td valign="top" width="29"><strong>No. Of Episodes</strong></td> </tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="129"><strong>Sanjog</strong>  <br />
(DD)</td> <td valign="top" width="291">Screenplay & Dialogue (Associate to Mohan Azaad- Screenplay writer of Chandni Bar) </td> <td valign="top" width="66">PNC</td> <td valign="top" width="29">150</td> </tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="129">Piya Ka Ghar <br />
(Zee TV)</td> <td valign="top" width="291">Associate to Mohan Azaad for Dialogues.</td> <td valign="top" width="66">Shreya Creations</td> <td valign="top" width="29">50</td> </tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="129"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kahi_To_Milenge" target="_blank"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kahi_To_Milenge" target="_blank">Kahin Toh Milenge</a> <br />
</a>(Sahara)</td> <td valign="top" width="291">Story & Screenplay</td> <td valign="top" width="66">Balaji</td> <td valign="top" width="29">125</td> </tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="129"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kya_Hadsaa_Kya_Haqeeqat" target="_blank"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kya_Hadsaa_Kya_Haqeeqat" target="_blank">Kya Hadsaa Kya Haqeeqat</a> <br />
(Sony) <br />
</a></td> <td valign="top" width="291">Dialogues, Associate Screenplay <br />
(1 Hour Episodes, 3 days a week) </td> <td valign="top" width="66">Balaji</td> <td valign="top" width="29">100</td> </tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="129"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kkusum" target="_blank">Kkusum</a>  (Sony)</td> <td valign="top" width="291">Story & Screenplay (After 500 Episodes until near the end)</td> <td valign="top" width="66">Balaji</td> <td valign="top" width="29">450</td> </tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="129"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kesar" target="_blank">Kesar</a>  (Star Plus)</td> <td valign="top" width="291">Story & Screenplay (Beginning)</td> <td valign="top" width="66">Balaji</td> <td valign="top" width="29">50</td> </tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="129"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kahiin_to_Hoga" target="_blank">Kahiin Toh Hoga</a>(Star Plus)</td> <td valign="top" width="291">Story & Screenplay (The beginning of the show)</td> <td valign="top" width="66">Balaji</td> <td valign="top" width="29">45</td> </tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="129"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K._Street_Pali_Hill" target="_blank">K Street Pali Hill</a>(Star Plus)</td> <td valign="top" width="291">Story & Screenplay</td> <td valign="top" width="66">Balaji</td> <td valign="top" width="29">150</td> </tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="129"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kasautii_Zindagii_Kay" target="_blank">Kasautii Zindagi Kay</a>      (Star Plus)</td> <td valign="top" width="291">Story & Screenplay</td> <td valign="top" width="66">Balaji</td> <td valign="top" width="29">250</td> </tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="129">Saara Akaash <br />
(Star Plus)</td> <td valign="top" width="291">Dialogue (1 Hour Episodes)</td> <td valign="top" width="66">Miditech</td> <td valign="top" width="29">12</td> </tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="129">Paalkhi <br />
(Zee TV)</td> <td valign="top" width="291">Story & Screenplay</td> <td valign="top" width="66">Cinevista</td> <td valign="top" width="29">125</td> </tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="129">Vicky Ki Taxi <br />
(Real)</td> <td valign="top" width="291">(Episodic Stories)</td> <td valign="top" width="66">Miditech</td> <td valign="top" width="29">5</td> </tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="129">Mr & Mrs Mishra <br />
(Sahara-One)</td> <td valign="top" width="291">(Episodic Stories- Story, Screenplay & Dialogue)</td> <td valign="top" width="66">ASP White Films</td> <td valign="top" width="29">25</td> </tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="129"> </td> <td valign="top" width="291"> </td> <td valign="top" width="66"> </td> <td valign="top" width="29"> </td> </tr>
</tbody></table><p> </p><p><strong><u>Some Movie Producers and Directors I have worked with in India. </u></strong></p><table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="519"><tbody>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="125"><strong>Name Of Film</strong></td> <td valign="top" width="140"><strong>Director</strong></td> <td valign="top" width="139"><strong>Cast</strong></td> <td valign="top" width="113"><strong>Release Date</strong></td> </tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="125"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_New_Love_Ishtory" target="_blank">A New Love Ishtory</a></td> <td valign="top" width="140"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Matthew_Matthan" target="_blank">John Matthew Matthan</a> <br />
(T Series)</td> <td valign="top" width="139">Himesh Reshammiya, Raqesh, Niharika Singh</td> <td valign="top" width="113">Shooting Complete</td> </tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="125">Hey Gujju</td> <td valign="top" width="140"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satish_Kaushik" target="_blank">Satish Kaushik</a> <br />
(Studio 18)</td> <td valign="top" width="139">Himesh Reshammiya</td> <td valign="top" width="113"> </td> </tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="125">Untitled</td> <td valign="top" width="140"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abbas-Mustan" target="_blank">Abbas-Mustan</a></td> <td valign="top" width="139"> </td> <td valign="top" width="113">Scripting</td> </tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="125">Sifar</td> <td valign="top" width="140">Anil V. Kumar</td> <td valign="top" width="139">Shabir Ahluwalia</td> <td valign="top" width="113">Pre-Production</td> </tr>
<tr> <td valign="top" width="125">Harr September</td> <td valign="top" width="140"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karma_%282008_film%29" target="_blank">Vivek Singhania</a></td> <td valign="top" width="139"> </td> <td valign="top" width="113">Scripting</td> </tr>
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</tbody></table>The Storyteller Who Also Writeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14425850754127629927noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267438419584228251.post-73296111297000490832010-07-18T04:11:00.000-07:002011-07-18T04:12:31.559-07:00Watch Live Scores Of Cricket MatchesThe Storyteller Who Also Writeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14425850754127629927noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1267438419584228251.post-2605918305995820452010-06-15T04:07:00.000-07:002011-07-13T07:04:05.736-07:00Interesting Ways To Murder Your Husband<div class="wlWriterHeaderFooter" style="float: right; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 4px 8px;"><script type="text/javascript">digg_url = "http://jainesh-thewritething.blogspot.com/2010/06/interesting-ways-to-murder-your-husband.html";digg_title = "Interesting Ways To Murder Your Husband";digg_bgcolor = "#FFFFFF";digg_skin = "normal";</script><script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><script type="text/javascript">digg_url = undefined;digg_title = undefined;digg_bgcolor = undefined;digg_skin = undefined;</script></div><p>This article is for all those wives who want to kill their husbands but don’t know how. It was sent to me by a very dear female friend. Just to prove how sporting we men are, I'm willing to share this funny and interesting methods to kill one's husband. So all ya women out there...enjoy!<br />
</p><p>Below are some really innovative and interesting ways to kill your husband. </p><p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TBdemLDMOMI/AAAAAAAAG_o/WzLukswxhJM/s1600-h/Poison%20In%20Viagra-Innovative%20Method%20to%20Murder%20Your%20Husband-3%5B8%5D.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="border: 0px none; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" title="Poison In Viagra-Innovative Method to Murder Your Husband-3" alt="Poison In Viagra-Innovative Method to Murder Your Husband-3" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TBdenal5HdI/AAAAAAAAG_s/N0CurqtC_aM/Poison%20In%20Viagra-Innovative%20Method%20to%20Murder%20Your%20Husband-3_thumb%5B6%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" border="0" width="304" height="354" /></a></p><p align="center">Probably the best method. Put a label of ‘Viagra’ on a bottle which contains ‘Poison’ or ‘Cyanide’. Men never read further than the main label on any bottle. Considering the psychological effect on men of even reading ‘Viagra’ on the bottle, chances are that he might even perform better in bed before dying. hehehe!</p><p><a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TBdeojdkvwI/AAAAAAAAG_w/WwqCz7f8gLU/s1600-h/Death%20Pin%20In%20The%20Clock-Innovative%20Method%20to%20Murder%20Your%20Husband%5B4%5D.jpg"><img style="border: 0px none; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" title="Death Pin In The Clock-Innovative Method to Murder Your Husband" alt="Death Pin In The Clock-Innovative Method to Murder Your Husband" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TBdeqHNYt2I/AAAAAAAAG_0/dqGXo8IAdN4/Death%20Pin%20In%20The%20Clock-Innovative%20Method%20to%20Murder%20Your%20Husband_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" border="0" width="304" height="354" /></a></p><p align="center">This is the second best method in the list. Men never wake up when the alarm rings, they almost, always try to put it off. This poisoned injection should easily put the man off forever. </p><p><a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TBderyPP-UI/AAAAAAAAG_4/rYU8KCguFUk/s1600-h/Dynamite%20In%20The%20Cigarette-Innovative%20Method%20to%20Murder%20Your%20Husband-5%5B4%5D.jpg"><img style="border: 0px none; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" title="Dynamite In The Cigarette-Innovative Method to Murder Your Husband-5" alt="Dynamite In The Cigarette-Innovative Method to Murder Your Husband-5" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TBdetPjZ72I/AAAAAAAAG_8/BU2VyiUstIA/Dynamite%20In%20The%20Cigarette-Innovative%20Method%20to%20Murder%20Your%20Husband-5_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" border="0" width="304" height="354" /></a></p><p align="center">This one is especially for husbands who smoke. Cheap, effective and bang! One round of bullet as soon as he lights up. </p><p></p><p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TBdeujMuhcI/AAAAAAAAHAA/Xr4-CeIBWno/s1600-h/Innovative%20Method%20to%20Murder%20Your%20Husband%5B4%5D.jpg"><img style="border: 0px none; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" title="Innovative Method to Murder Your Husband" alt="Innovative Method to Murder Your Husband" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TBdevsBL0rI/AAAAAAAAHAE/TIlMJBLqoxQ/Innovative%20Method%20to%20Murder%20Your%20Husband_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" border="0" width="304" height="354" /></a></p><p align="center">This one is for the Internet addict. <a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TBdexWWJZfI/AAAAAAAAHAI/hr0EhhWqoVI/s1600-h/Interesting%20Way%20To%20Murder%20Your%20Husband-1%5B5%5D.jpg"><img style="border: 0px none; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" title="Interesting Way To Murder Your Husband-1" alt="Interesting Way To Murder Your Husband-1" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TBdeyqm80bI/AAAAAAAAHAM/ejGE9KhxjpY/Interesting%20Way%20To%20Murder%20Your%20Husband-1_thumb%5B3%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" border="0" width="304" height="354" /></a></p><p align="center">Gruesome way…truly gruesome…but if you hate your husband that much then he deserves it probably. </p><p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TBde0tOyCsI/AAAAAAAAHAQ/ShK11elYtzA/s1600-h/Land%20Mine%20Under%20the%20Golf%20Ball-Innovative%20Method%20to%20Murder%20Your%20Husband-4%5B3%5D.jpg"><img style="border: 0px none; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" title="Land Mine Under the Golf Ball-Innovative Method to Murder Your Husband-4" alt="Land Mine Under the Golf Ball-Innovative Method to Murder Your Husband-4" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/TBde15W4RII/AAAAAAAAHAU/_mgcp_iNsH4/Land%20Mine%20Under%20the%20Golf%20Ball-Innovative%20Method%20to%20Murder%20Your%20Husband-4_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" border="0" width="304" height="244" /></a> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p align="center">For the Golf Addict. So the next time you go out to play golf without telling your wife, then beware, ‘cos there could be just a land mine under your balls. </p><br />
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