March 08, 2007

Women's Day Special

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: i.e Make the woman happy, no questions asked.

* Do something she likes & you get points.
* Do something she dislikes & points are subtracted.
* You don't get any points for doing something she expects!!
Sorry, that's the way the game is played...

Simple Duties
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You take out the Garbage.............+1
You take out the garbage after the kachre wala leaves.............-1
You clean the dishes after eating..................+1
You leave dishes in the sink.......................................-1
You leave them under the bed.......................................-5

You leave the toilet seat up.......................................-1
You leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night
(and she's pregnant)..............................................-20

You check out a suspicious noise at night...........................0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing...................0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something................+5
You pummel it with a six iron.....................................+10
It's her father...................................................-10

Social Engagements
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You stay by her side the entire party...............................0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with
a college buddy....................................................-2
...named Mona......................................................-4
When mingling, you hold your mate's hand and gaze at her lovingly..+1
When mingling, you introduce her as "the ol' Ms Snob, remember?'
and pat her on the rump............................................-5

Flowers
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You buy her flowers only when it's expected.........................0
You don't buy her flowers when it's expected......................-10
You buy her flowers as a surprise..................................+5
You give wild flowers you've actually picked yourself.............+10
And she gets a rash because she is allergic....................................-25

Driving
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You lose the directions on a trip..................................-4
You lose the directions and end up getting lost....................-10
You end up getting lost in a bad part of town.....................-15
You get lost in a bad part of town and meet
the locals up close and personal..................................-25
She finds out you lied about having a black belt..................-60

Wish her on Women's Day.........+100

:-)

Happy Women's Day...




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