Funny India- Humor In Pictures

India is a varied nation with a vast expanse of culture and religions mingling with each other. These are some of the funniest images depicting India as it really is. Enjoy!

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Men-Women Jokes And Gags

‘Men are from Mars and women are from Venus’ - whoever said this confused many people like me. ‘Men are like chalk and cheese’- Well, now this I understand. Read the articles below and you will surely get the drift. 

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Women Are Dumb	Women Drivers- Really Funny
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Saying The Write Thing At Right Time
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5 Toughest Questions For Married Men
Women’s Day Special

Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy:

• They get to keep their last names
• They never get pregnant
• Phone conversations last 30 seconds flat
• A 5 day vacation requires only 1 suitcase or probably a back pack
• If someone forgets to invite him, he/she can still be his friend
• The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades
• They only have to shave only the face and neck
• They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on 24th December in 25 minutes flat.
• They don’t freak out when they go to a party and see someone else wearing the same shirt. Instead they become buddies.

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Employee Of The Year Awards

Visual Joke

(Employee Of The Year Awards)

Every company small or big has an award for the best employee of the year. Below we present the winners for the employee of the year award (male) & (Female).

This is unanimous boss- the employee of the year award goes to this person. What dedication.

Best Employee Of The Year Award (Male)

Best Employee Of The Year Award (Female)

There are actually many reasons why someone would be so desperate.
1. They Screwed up badly with their deadline
2. They are internet addicts.
3. They are habitual potty newspaper readers who have started believing in a paperless world.
4. They do not have a life. Period.
These people need to get a life NOW…:)
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Run Out Of Gas? No Problem

Visual Joke

This old man clearly has something in him. Maybe he should get his pee patented. Imagine how much everyone will save on fuel if everyone could run their cars on piss. Genius! Simply genius!

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Women Drivers-Really Funny

Men do not criticize women drivers for nothing. Check out the photos below and you shall see why. Guys please I want lots of comments. Thanks. Girls, women, you too please…fight fight, comment…comment…

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Interesting Ways To Murder Your Husband

This article is for all those wives who want to kill their husbands but don’t know how. It was sent to me by a very dear female friend. Just to prove how sporting we men are, I'm willing to share this funny and interesting methods to kill one's husband. So all ya women out there...enjoy!

Below are some really innovative and interesting ways to kill your husband.

Probably the best method. Put a label of ‘Viagra’ on a bottle which contains ‘Poison’ or ‘Cyanide’. Men never read further than the main label on any bottle. Considering the psychological effect on men of even reading ‘Viagra’ on the bottle, chances are that he might even perform better in bed before dying. hehehe!

This is the second best method in the list. Men never wake up when the alarm rings, they almost, always try to put it off. This poisoned injection should easily put the man off forever.

This one is especially for husbands who smoke. Cheap, effective and bang! One round of bullet as soon as he lights up.

This one is for the Internet addict.

Gruesome way…truly gruesome…but if you hate your husband that much then he deserves it probably.

For the Golf Addict. So the next time you go out to play golf without telling your wife, then beware, ‘cos there could be just a land mine under your balls.

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Humor- Jokes For All

1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while
driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
the other is the husband!

4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they
wanted cash.

5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms.

6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you
cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

8. You can't buy love . . but you pay heavily for it.

9. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

10. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

11. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get
tired.

12. My girlfriend and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she
agrees with me.

13. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

14. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

15. It doesn't  matter how often a married man changes his job, he
still ends up with the same boss.

16. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom
gets to speak.

17. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it
for you.

18. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk
because they have to say something.

19. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address
book.

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Extremely Funny Joke About Men And Women

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of what you wish for!" The woman
said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most
Beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world.
And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay,
because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story:
Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you.
Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story:
Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that women never listen!!!

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies
who have a good sense of humour.

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