Men-Women Jokes And Gags

‘Men are from Mars and women are from Venus’ - whoever said this confused many people like me. ‘Men are like chalk and cheese’- Well, now this I understand. Read the articles below and you will surely get the drift. 

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5 Toughest Questions For Married Men
Women’s Day Special

Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy:

• They get to keep their last names
• They never get pregnant
• Phone conversations last 30 seconds flat
• A 5 day vacation requires only 1 suitcase or probably a back pack
• If someone forgets to invite him, he/she can still be his friend
• The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades
• They only have to shave only the face and neck
• They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on 24th December in 25 minutes flat.
• They don’t freak out when they go to a party and see someone else wearing the same shirt. Instead they become buddies.

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Interesting Ways To Murder Your Husband

This article is for all those wives who want to kill their husbands but don’t know how. It was sent to me by a very dear female friend. Just to prove how sporting we men are, I'm willing to share this funny and interesting methods to kill one's husband. So all ya women out there...enjoy!

Below are some really innovative and interesting ways to kill your husband.

Probably the best method. Put a label of ‘Viagra’ on a bottle which contains ‘Poison’ or ‘Cyanide’. Men never read further than the main label on any bottle. Considering the psychological effect on men of even reading ‘Viagra’ on the bottle, chances are that he might even perform better in bed before dying. hehehe!

This is the second best method in the list. Men never wake up when the alarm rings, they almost, always try to put it off. This poisoned injection should easily put the man off forever.

This one is especially for husbands who smoke. Cheap, effective and bang! One round of bullet as soon as he lights up.

This one is for the Internet addict.

Gruesome way…truly gruesome…but if you hate your husband that much then he deserves it probably.

For the Golf Addict. So the next time you go out to play golf without telling your wife, then beware, ‘cos there could be just a land mine under your balls.

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