18 Rules Every Man Wishes Girls Knew

Here are some rules that guys wished that every Girl knew...

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present!
3. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
4. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
5. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
6. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
7. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
8. Shopping is not a sport.
9. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
10. You have enough clothes.
11. You have too many shoes.
12. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
13. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
14. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
15. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
16. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
17. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
18. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are.

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Men-Women Jokes And Gags

‘Men are from Mars and women are from Venus’ - whoever said this confused many people like me. ‘Men are like chalk and cheese’- Well, now this I understand. Read the articles below and you will surely get the drift. 

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18 Rules Guys Wish Girls Knew	Interesting Ways To Murder Husband
Women Are Dumb	Women Drivers- Really Funny
Men Make Better Friends
Saying The Write Thing At Right Time
Funny Joke Men & Women
5 Toughest Questions For Married Men
Women’s Day Special

Reasons Why Men Are Always Happy:

• They get to keep their last names
• They never get pregnant
• Phone conversations last 30 seconds flat
• A 5 day vacation requires only 1 suitcase or probably a back pack
• If someone forgets to invite him, he/she can still be his friend
• The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades
• They only have to shave only the face and neck
• They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on 24th December in 25 minutes flat.
• They don’t freak out when they go to a party and see someone else wearing the same shirt. Instead they become buddies.

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Women Drivers-Really Funny

Men do not criticize women drivers for nothing. Check out the photos below and you shall see why. Guys please I want lots of comments. Thanks. Girls, women, you too please…fight fight, comment…comment…

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Interesting Ways To Murder Your Husband

This article is for all those wives who want to kill their husbands but don’t know how. It was sent to me by a very dear female friend. Just to prove how sporting we men are, I'm willing to share this funny and interesting methods to kill one's husband. So all ya women out there...enjoy!

Below are some really innovative and interesting ways to kill your husband.

Probably the best method. Put a label of ‘Viagra’ on a bottle which contains ‘Poison’ or ‘Cyanide’. Men never read further than the main label on any bottle. Considering the psychological effect on men of even reading ‘Viagra’ on the bottle, chances are that he might even perform better in bed before dying. hehehe!

This is the second best method in the list. Men never wake up when the alarm rings, they almost, always try to put it off. This poisoned injection should easily put the man off forever.

This one is especially for husbands who smoke. Cheap, effective and bang! One round of bullet as soon as he lights up.

This one is for the Internet addict.

Gruesome way…truly gruesome…but if you hate your husband that much then he deserves it probably.

For the Golf Addict. So the next time you go out to play golf without telling your wife, then beware, ‘cos there could be just a land mine under your balls.

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The Difference Between Men And Women? Men Make Better Friends

Continuing with our series of differences between men and women, here’s an interesting observation which all men will relate to.

The ‘long’ hand of friendship

Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriend's and none of them confirm that.
Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he is still there with them!

Moral of the story:

Men are better friends!!!!

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Extremely Funny Joke About Men And Women

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of what you wish for!" The woman
said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most
Beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world.
And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay,
because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story:
Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you.
Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story:
Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that women never listen!!!

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies
who have a good sense of humour.

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